Another pet beast i would like would be a phoenix, like Dumbledore’s phoenix. They must be the best if they could heal with tears, be immortal, warm hands?, be a bad-ass, act super-cool, fly and kick ass. Who wouldn’t want a super pwnage bird flying with a massive ent while sitting on the ent. That should be the sequel. Just this one guy sitting on his ent with his Phoenix. The ent would just walk around Middle Earth like a guy walking around town. Just that for 1 and a half hours. Maybe some orcs show up just to get pwned by the Phoenix. The Phoenix would be called Flarewings or something cool while the Ent would be called Truki’re or some ancient 500 year old name. The movie would be called ‘Lord of The Wings: Rogue Journey’ due to copyright issues.
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